Surreal insult generator

Just in case you are floundering for your next witty repartee, here is a surreal insult generator. A surrealist insult must be imaginative and penetrative to the core of one\'s person, enough to irritate the very fabric of a man.

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Your left foot is heavy as a cauliflower, your right foot as light as a bridge!





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