The Surrealist Chatbot

Hi, my name is Spiraleye the Surreal chatbot. I can half splice your eye or muse you with my conversing skills. I could offer you a tea in a furry cup?

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I like umbrella nibs and droid bisks. Would you like to get to know me? I am a wheeze to talk to and I sometimes do little guffs. Only little pip squeeks though. I think melted cheese is most satisfying. But only on tuesdays. Of which I would like to abolish.

OK, you know my name. So let's start by you telling me yours...