Surreal insult generator

Just in case you are floundering for your next witty repartee, here is a surreal insult generator. A surrealist insult must be imaginative and penetrative to the core of one's person, enough to irritate the very fabric of a man.

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I would glue your eyes shut but my fingers are stuck to your watery limb!




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